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live the fabulous life
Stacey D. Guthrie-Aldinger, Ed.S, LPC-S, RPT, NCC, NCSC
Jokes
What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
Thuderwear
What did the sink say to the toilet?
Wow you look a little flushed
Why do bowling pins have
such a hard life?
They’re always getting
knocked down.
How do you stay warm in any room?
Go to the corner—it's always 90 degrees.
Where do people in Antarctica get their hair cut?
At the brrr-brrr shop
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree.
What do you call people who love ceilings?
Ceiling fans
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
Sneakers
What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
A stick.
What did the zero say to the eight?
Hey, nice belt!
What type of dog chases anything red?
A bull dog.
Why can’t Elsa have a balloon?
Because she will let it go.
What did the judge say when the skunk
walked into the court room?
Odor in the court!
How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words!
What did cinderella say when
her photos did not show up?
Some day my prints will come.
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
Why was the cell phone scared to go to the dentist?
He didn’t want him to remove his blue tooth.
What do you call a bear who lost its dentures?
A gummy bear
My friend likes to take the elevator, but I like to take the stairs.
I guess we were raised differently.
Why does nobody talk to circles?
Because there's no point.
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